real toolz can be useful but dangerous!
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folding tool (sic!)
’armless
this piece of ivory is pretty useful for clinchin’ the line you want to fold later on. do it before cutting othawise you won’t know where to do it (rula always helpful)
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cutter
deadly
sissies might prefer to use a pair of scissors but then you might also cut out cute flowers or animals. use a metal rula for betta guidance
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pin
painful
this is the arm joint if you want them to be movable
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adhesive tape
do not use for covering orifices
you need to fix the pin with the tape. once the body is closed the pin will be lost foreva if you push it inside. so think first, then glue
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glue
toxic
you can not only use it for sniffin’ but also for putting paper pieces togetha. what magic piece of shit this is!
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pen (black)
might contain neurotoxic substances
stop putting your tags everywhere. now it’s time for da real use of the pen. cover the albino robot in black – no, not the face and ze type – or finish the edges off on the black matey
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